What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Penis.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Horse tits

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What do people say? words.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Anti Joke

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