Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Thumbs this up

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A blind man walks into a wall.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

cancer

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Snarf Nuggets

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Penis.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Land Rovers

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A black guy gets a job...

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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