what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Delaware? A coat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

my name is Jacob sartorious

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops