- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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