Barack Obama.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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