Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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agp

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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