A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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