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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Anti Joke

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