Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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