How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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