A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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JFK

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Jews.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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