Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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