What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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God

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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