Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

democracy

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Your social life

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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