FUCK YOU NEVEN

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Snausages.

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myspace

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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