"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Bloody kids ...

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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LOL May Wong

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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