- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

monkey sponge

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Knock knock --Come in.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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