- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

shea kisses a girl

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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