whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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