- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anything Dane Cook says

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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