Starter clothing

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7>6

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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the battle of waterloo

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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