What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Poverty.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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