Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Wats a joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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I saw a shovel once.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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