YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Ham sandwich

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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