- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farts smell bad!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Yes. Just Yes.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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