A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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