What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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