So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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7>6

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Poverty.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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