A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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