A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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