What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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