- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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