Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Good.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A jew went to Germany.

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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