What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Your mother is a man.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Flab

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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