- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Knock knock What

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Homework.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Barack Obama

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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