What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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