- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

knock knock

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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