Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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