Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Anti Joke

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