I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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