A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good



A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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