There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

8============D PEN1S

thumb_up thumb_down -60

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

wow garlic, yum

thumb_up thumb_down +27

yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan gook aya gittygangool arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

thumb_up thumb_down -35

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

German sausage is the wurst

thumb_up thumb_down +42

whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

thumb_up thumb_down -143

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I'm not here.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops