Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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8============D PEN1S

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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wow garlic, yum

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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