Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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