Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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