- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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