- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

The horse's name was Friday

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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