Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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dj miky

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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