what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Obama is a good president.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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