How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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derp

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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dj miky

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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