What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Tim's gay.

9:11 make a wish

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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